T. D. "Primetime" Jakes

brilliant blurb from the Riddleblog on the future television ministry of T. D. Jakes:

Dr. Phil likes T. D. Jakes. So Dr. Phil is helping Jakes get his own national T.V. talk show in the Fall. Swell. How will Jake's version of modalism and his prosperity gospel help TV viewers? I can just see Jakes now, walking back and forth, wiping his sweaty brow, ranting, "Viewer, Thou Art Loosed Loosed!" "Reposition Yourselves."

(you got to admit Osteen's pretty square)